Six licks

Sharon Says He Will Not Follow Road Map
Wife urges him to stop and ask for directions

Ivan Batters Cuba, Could Have Been Worse
Could have used Shake and Bake

Bonds Beats Brewers With His Arm, Not Bat
Injuries much less serious

Blurry Image Might Be First Picture of Exoplanet
Might be Bermuda

Impotence Common After Radiation, Surgery on Prostate
Only microwaving your penis is worse

Australia-Austrian project to fight cancer with sea sponges
We know who's supplying the sponges.