Eight Geese a Laying

U.S. Airline Screenings to Get More Strict
To include SAT.

Groups Decry Muslim Scholar's Visa Denial
"He will be very disappointed without 0% until March 2005."

Six Tenn. Teens Charged in Beating Death
Still alive.

Woods, Mickelson to Team Up in Ryder Cup
Expect yucks equal to Nolte/Murphy in 48 hours.

NHL Hockey Players Start Looking for Work
Not much call for burly guys who can skate - outlook grim.

Irish Defensive Line Shuts Down Opponents
"Your mother is a Banshee!" stops them everytime.

Bush Sends Intelligence Bill to Congress
Intelligence Bill always leaves 'em rolling in the aisles.

Bacteria in Soil Kill 24 in Singapore
Molemen everywhere understandably alarmed.