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All The News That's Fit to Mock

Tuesday, September 21, 2004

Nein ich vogen da ruben

House Backs Crack Down on Video Voyeurs
Crack house backs down on Voyeur videos

Australia rules out pre-emptive strikes against Asian anti-terror allies
If you can't attack your allies, who can you attack?

Stars Sign on for Charles Tribute Special
While no longer 'in charge' still a fan favorite.

VP candidates present a contrast in style, substance
Good, evil

'Appalling' M&S sales anger its shareholders
'Appealing' M&M's sales delight its shareholders

Cyclist fails test for blood
Cyclist vampire.

Grin but don't mention the Ashes
Lest you be called 'Sack'.

<>Celine Dion's Show Will Go On And On
Unless her pencil neck snaps first

William Reeves -- eminent virologist
Still running below Mary Worth in Courier comics section


3 Comments:

At 9:02 AM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

Beginning of an upswing? Generally solid bunch throughout.

 
At 9:05 AM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

Perhaps. Thought the last one was particularly funny.

You're all about spotting trends.

 
At 9:25 AM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

We don't always agree on which one is the funniest. Glad you picked up on the trend thing. I always think it's kind of funny, cause these "down periods" or "up periods" of headline writing generally last for 2 or 3 sets.

 

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