Visibility down to niner, niner...

1. Ex-General Nears Victory in Indonesia Vote
Nevertheless, derided by ex-Generals throughout the 3rd world for going the election route

2. Lesser-known black Minnesota pioneers are the focus of a TPT documentary premiering this week
Entire Sioux nation attacked. White folks wouldn't let them join their circle; they had to make they own

3. Officer Gives Back Mandela's Notebooks
As a result of pressure from one of Bono's lesser-known campaigns

4. Indonesia Questions U.S. Mine Chief
Where is the flag? Where are the bombs, and how many of them???

5. Microsoft Mimics Local Radio
Log on sounds now feature discussions of 'The Apprentice,' wake-up calls, other annoying prattle.

6. Copyright Battle Erups over Open-Source 'Mambo' Code
Users able to hack in, watch "color-toons" any time they want.

7. Glimpse at Swollen Stars Presages Earth's Demise
And spurs painful flashbacks of walking into suite when T-Clog used to leave the bathroom door open

8. Indian Rhino Born at Buffalo Zoo
Buffalo mama has a lot of explaining to do

9. Injuries Are Deadlier for Obese People, Study Says
Except for a punch in the gut, which still is found to have little or no effect.