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Wednesday, September 22, 2004

Five in the afternoon

Evangelist Swaggart Apologizes for Remark
Takes vow of silence.

SEC to Investigate Lender Fannie Mae
FBI to investigate Minnie Pearl - hat possibly stolen.

RadioShack, Sprint in Mall Kiosk Venture
RadioShack comes clean - only sells mobile phones - everything else is fake.

New Hockey League Plans to Schedule Games
Fans pleased.

Studies: Walking May Ward Off Alzheimer's
Likely too confused to follow you.

3 Comments:

At 9:20 AM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

Short but sweet--last one particularly good.

 
At 9:20 AM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

Short but sweet--last one particularly good.

 
At 9:22 AM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

Thanks - got three copies of your response (I have it set up to email me when comments are posted)

 

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