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Wednesday, September 22, 2004

If Six was Nine

Injury May Have Led to Red Baron's Death
Unavoidable contact with the ground may have caused injury.

Winslow, Two Other Browns Undergo Surgery
Take advantage of three for the price of two offer at Dr. Nicks

Russia to Help Train South Korean Astronaut by 2007
With no space program, S. Korean astronaut to be shot into space with giant rubberband

Man Shoots Wife, Mistakes Her for Monkey
Dinners for the next week were very awkward.

Investigators Probing Cause Of Woman's Death
Doing their job. Everyday.

Trial opens in translator's death
It was all a misunderstanding.

1 Comments:

At 2:24 PM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

Kind of average batch, with me finding the last one funny.

 

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