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Thursday, September 23, 2004

6 in the morning

U.S. Cybersecurity Office May Relocate
Not surprisingly - to India

Poll: Having Money Helps With Satisfaction
As does opposable thumbs and an internet connection

'Easy' Money: Lachey Set for Indie Heist Pic
Eddie Money set for main stage at Cattle Congress

NASA Extends Mars Rover Mission 6 Months
Rover disappointed - wanted to check out Venus

Homebound Elderly Hit Hard by Depression
Now and in the 1930's.

Drivers Injured In 4-Horse Collision At Ohio Track
Amish NASCAR not as safe as you think.

2 Comments:

At 9:22 AM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

Started out better than it ended. Depression one on the right track, but not worded quite right, it seemed.

 
At 9:23 AM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

Yeah - always the key.

 

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