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Kevin Costner Weds at His Aspen Ranch
6 hour wedding includes bison stampede.

Customer Service with a Twist
Titty twist - customers not happy.

Fannie Mae in Deal to Hike Capital
Hiking britches.

Virgin to Launch Commercial Space Flights
Passengers hoping to find more 'willing' women in space.

Study: Living in the Suburbs Can Make You Sick
Also stupid.

Mars, Snickers Cut Down to Size
'Fun Size' no longer fun at all.

Overweight Kids Have Lower Self-Esteem
Higher appetites.