Sunday Morning 9

Hubble Lifts Fog on Early Universe
Still can't see through the fog emanating from T-Clogs bathroom.

White Supremacists Rally in Pa.
Bush/Cheney together in rare campaign appearance.

BMW Unveils World's Fastest Hydrogen-Powered Car
German success with hydrogen powered vehicles leads to skepticism.

Kerry Ad Labels Bush Politics 'Despicable'
Daffy Duck featured in ad.

Christians Use Gay Marriage to Seek Voters
Lure gays to meetings with hopes of gay marriage, feed them to lions. A twist on an old classic.

Engineers Use Hurricanes to Study Houses
Also study a phenomenon they call 'unplanned flight'.

Study: Fat Students Sap School Finances
That's nothing compared to what they do to a lunch buffet.

Doctors Hail Baby Born to Infertile Woman
Christians everywhere hail her as this week's virgin mary.

Genes Boost Fish Oils' Effect Against Breast Cancer
Particularly effective in fish.