Unresistable - Six Licks

1.
Senate Panel Grills Bolton Over Record
19 albums. No original songs. What the hell?
2.
Pentagon to Use Lasers to Warn Pilots
Neglected to consider effect of cool sunglasses. Doomed to fail.
3.
Disgraced Cardinal Leads Mass for Pope
Catholic church turns to Mark MacGuire to broaden appeal.
4.
Budget Gap Threatens Chicago Transit
Tooth gap threatens British Lit.
5.
AOL to Launch Into Space
Hopefully treated like the villains in Superman and Superman 2
6.
Exercise Isn't Always Enough to Lower Blood Pressure
Sitting on your ass never is.