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All The News That's Fit to Mock

Monday, June 27, 2005

GlisTENing with Sweat

1.
Ed Koch Calls for Withdrawal
Withdrawal set for next week. Former mayors of New York hold an inexplicable amount of sway.
2.
Nurse Admits Killing Five More Patients
Authorities regret giving nurse freedom after admitting to first five killings.
3.
Bank of Mexico Decouples Policy From Fed
Offers free sombrero for opening new savings account.
4.
Ont., Que., Great Lakes states reach tentative deal to limit water diversions
Slip and Slide, always seen as dangerous, first to go.
5.
Alabama Hoops Coach Signs New Contract
With X.
6.
Stem cell debate hits close to home in House, Senate
All were once blasticysts.
7.
Dean: Democrats Must Cultivate Hispanics
JBart: Bachman's must use Hispanics to cultivate.
8.
Box: New Benefit Plan Omits Some Drugs
Box does not. There's room for everything in here.
9.
Cloning Pioneer Honored in South Korea
Or was he?
10.
Birth From Frozen Ovarian Tissue Reported
Episode 1 of Unfrozen Caveman Foetus begins.

3 Comments:

At 10:38 PM, Blogger Mighty Tom weighs in with...

8 and 9 were my favs this time around - -couple of daddy os there!

 
At 1:59 PM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

7 also a goodie. I do think your headlines have reached a consistent level of excellence (for the last week and a half, at least)

 
At 2:10 PM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

I'd like to thank our lord Jesus the Christ.

 

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