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Monday, June 13, 2005

Four more for the US of A!

Jackson not guilty

No celebration for the Ewoks this time. Video shows thousands of Ewoks fleeing while blocking their bottoms with their hands.


Terror database missing info

Madonna raises an eyebrow.


Senate apologizes for not outlawing lynching

"I thought you meant OUTSOURCING."


Powerful 7.9-magnitude quake shakes Chile


Wendy's has new idea for snack on the go idea.


3 Comments:

At 12:59 AM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

The first one, which was "laugh uproariously out loud," makes up for the rest.

 
At 7:11 AM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

The last was also pretty good.

 
At 8:27 AM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

The wording of the headline, I felt, didn't quite support the retort.

 

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