Humus and the pool of Jackson

Orgasms hereditary

Yikes!



Britain admits contact with Hamas

Madonna admits contact with Humus


US leads in mental illness

Gibbons, Mixdorf, Hylton, and Levendusky push country into number one spot.



Experimental Ebola Vaccine Works in Monkeys

"It kills them cold, but it works," explains Dr. Williamson.



Security tape key to Crowe's fate

Clearly shows man pushing cart aimlessly around room.


Jackson jury completes second day of deliberation

What is it? The deliberation continues. Faith No More to provide entertainment.


There were four Deep Throats

Three of the four lovingly administered by Monica Lewinski.



Body parts fall from plane approaching JFK

Patrons prefer the soft penis as opposed to the hard heads.