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Saturday, June 04, 2005

Saturday Night's Alright for Fiving.

1.
Missing-Girl Case Focuses on Three Men
Tom Selleck, Steve Guttenberg, and Ted Danson sought for questioning.
2.
Few Clues to Idaho Children's Whereabouts
Other than Idaho.
3.
Spokane Mayor Again Says He Won't Resign
Demands to know if we are deaf.
4.
Dean: West Fertile Ground for Democrats
Bill CLinton volunteers to 'fertilize'.
5.
Scientists Enjoy Close-Up Look at Moose
Moose wishes coffee breathed, smoke-stained teethed scientists would back up a little bit

3 Comments:

At 2:14 PM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

1 & 4 the best.

 
At 2:20 PM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

Funny - I thought 3 and 5 just as good.

 
At 2:31 PM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

3 was next best. 5 didn't do it for me.

 

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