Just for Six

1. Crestor concerns weigh on AstraZeneca
Cavity Creeps on the move again

2. Nearly 1 in 10 Ga. Deaths Obesity-Related
State's Board of Health begins new: 'More Daisy Dukes, Less Jefferson Davis Hoggs' campaign

3. Brazil clones calves, says to help endangered species
"If we don't act now, the magestic cow may be lost forever!"

4. PM tours tiger reserve, vows to protect them
Devises plan to feed them "god-damned old people"

5. Eminent scientist says Australian farmers should leave the land
And become sailors

6. Whistleblowers Gain Respect in Japan
Now held in esteem formerly reserved only for cymbal-crashers, triangle dingers.