HasTEN Jason, Bring a Basin

1.
Senate Takes Up Debate on Bush Judge
Ass judges left to themselves - latest 'Field of 64' due anytime.
2.
2 Convicted, 2 Acquitted in Gang Slay
Fighters wade into Xvart encampment, magic users enjoy the show.
3.
Predicting Oracle's Next Move
Competing seer swings into action.
4.
FBI: Grenade at Bush Rally Was Live
As usual, crowd was not.
5.
Lockout Cripples Finnish Paper Industry
Bjorn scolded for not getting that extra key made.
6.
Southern Egypt Family Fued Declared Over
al Hatfields and bin McCoys mend a long standing rift.
7.
Martinez could miss Subway Series
Left his tokens in his other pants.
8.
Laura Bush to Make Solo Middle East Trip
Inspired by Motorcycle Diaries, plans trip through Holy Land with Condi Rice.
9.
Study: 18 Pct. of Adults Obese in Ireland
Despite diet of sausage and beer.
10.
Study: Herb Helps Curb Binge Drinking
Leads to increase in 'munchies'.