10 until midnight

1.
'Star Wars' Fans Turn Out for Premieres
Star Wars fans turn out for tuft of Wookie hair.
2.
'Downwinders' case finally goes to court
30 year struggle aims to clear the air.
3.
Evolution Dominates Campaign in Pa. Town
God fearing Christian fundamentalist versus Homo Erectus.
4.
Judge Adds Jail Time in Texas Beating Case
If not for good service at Applebees over lunch, it would have been the death penalty.
5.
Afghanistan riddled with drug ties
Sweatshop labor for the Gerry Garcia collection.
6.
One Killed at Soccer Game in Colombia
One death short of an official game.
7.
Presidents' private lives shrink under scope
Except Clinton, his is huge.
8.
Oral contraceptives boost herpes shedding
Neighbor's house too disgusting to imagine.
9.
35 percent of Philippine policemen are obese
Como se dice 'donut'?
10.
New Cancer Drugs Fight Tumors Many Ways
Modelled after winning techniques from Mike Tyson's Punchout.