Friday Niners

1.
Anti-Piracy 'Flag' Was Never Popular
Circle with slash through it around classic Jolly Roger seen as unimaginative at every level.
2.
Sex Offender's Suicide Raises Questions
Primarily - what took him so long?
3.
Microsoft Reverses, Will Back Gay Rights
Future Microsoft logo to incorporate full rainbow rather than half-assed four color flag.
4.
Planned Casino Near Gettysburg Alarms Some
Others hope to win four score and seven in Lincoln-themed slot machine.
5.
Poll shows 60% of Ontarians agree with McGuinty's push for more Ottawa cash
40% drunk off their asses, vote for less cash.
6.
T-Wolves in No Rush to Find New Coach
This year's playoffs not scheduled to end until 2007.
7.
Bloggers' Conference Emphasizes Reporting
Humorous headlines take a back seat.
8.
Student Organizes Time Traveler Conference
Should be prepared for large gathering of supervillains and those seeking to thwart their nefarious plans.
9.
Kansas Board Holds Evolution Hearings
Most of board dumb as a post.