Cheron & the River Six

1. U.S. Arrests Reputed Afghan Drug Lord
Drug Lord Had Been Hiding Out with His Host of Angel Dust

2. Playoffs bring Webber home (AP)
Wolverine Alumnus Offer to Buy Him SUV if He Wins

3. Pope Benedict XVI Shows Humor and Warmth
Blesses Arnold from Diff'rent Strokes

4. States Prepare Disaster Plans for Animals
Escape routes lined with trail of Milk Bones.

5. Wis. Man Tells Police He Froze Dead Mother
Though not necessarily in that order.

6. Supreme Court: Fraud Law Covers Smuggling Scheme
Law wouldn't be necessary at all if Storm Troopers would take the time to just tap around on the floorboards a bit.