Many TENtacled monster

1.
New Windows Operates on 64-Bit Computers
64 bit computers only available in wild west, and at Walmart.
2.
Feds Indict 14 Reputed Chicago Mob Figures
Al Capone's vault finally pays dividends.
3.
Man Says 7-Year-Old Joke Led to Killing
Finally got it.
4.
Sunnis Drop Demand for Iraq's New Cabinet
Willing to settle for any sort of container, a place to put their Shiite.
5.
Insurgent Violence Escalates In Iraq
Schools, hospitals, crops destroyed at an alarming rate.
6.
Casino Camera Operators Accused of Ogling
Excessive orders of paper towels their downfall.
7.
Bill Would Put Serial Numbers on Bullets
What's stopping him?
8.
Rights Group: Abu Ghraib Abuses 'Tip of Iceberg'
Apparently human pyramids weren't the only things they were making.
9.
House Speaker Ready to Scrap Ethics Rules
Senate set to become modern day version of Tombstone.
10.
Exploding Toads Puzzle German Scientists
German teens Hans and Fritz hide in bushes and try to keep from laughing, a full box of M80's at their feet.