K Nine

1.
Paris Hotel Fire Kills at Least 20
Paris Hilton not implicated.
2.
Georgia Shooting Suspect Returns to Court
The fool.
3.
Utah Man Pleads Guilty to Murdering Wife
Anxious neighbors wonder which one.
4.
Rudolph's Manifesto Has Clinics on Edge
History has little to offer by way of feel good manifestos.
5.
Judges: Feds Can Put Feeding Tube in Cuban
Any Cuban they want.
6.
Brookstone to Be Acquired by Consortium
Consortium plans to use gadgets to RULE THE WORLD!!!
7.
Australian police seize world record five million ecstasy pills
This year's Christmas party looks to be a doozy.
8.
Injured Davenport Pulls Out of Match
Chaise comes out of retirement to fill in.
9.
Researchers Focus On Deep-Brain Stimulation for Parkinson's
First clinical trials of so-called 'mind fuck' to start next year.