10 and One

1.
Phoenix Man Dies After Being Tasered
Name change alone does not endow properties of mystical bird.
2.
Astronauts Unfazed by Launch Delay
May be whistling different tune after 2 months on the launch pad.
3.
U.S. Climber Falls to Death on Everest
No explanantion as to what ladder was doing at the summit.
4.
American Jets Likely Collided in Iraq
Haven't ruled out role of Benny.

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Sharks jubilant.

5.
Official Likens Base Closings to Tsunamis
Without all the water and death.
6.
Asian Automakers Gain Further Ground
Still short.
7.
Data give economic outlook a slight lift
Likeable android's productivity equal to 100 men.
8.
European Stocks Dip After NY Loss
Still better than wampum and beads.
9.
Mock Countdown Begins for STS-114 Crew
TEN: You suck, NINE: Hey StayPuff!, EIGHT....
10.
NASA chief predicts more women as top managers
Begins new work-out program.