Five Alive

1. Kin Testify in Iraq Grenade Attack Trial
Judge issues stern warning after outburst of authentic frontier gibberish

2. Rights Group: Abu Ghraib Abuses 'Tip of Iceberg'
Iceberg left feeling humiliated and scarred. Does their heinousness know no bounds?

3. Embattled DeLay gets a lift from president
Can no longer risk lobbyists paying for his transportation

4. Cassini Finds Organic Material on Titan
It-a looksa lika cheese!

5. Steady Diet of Soy Cuts Breast Cancer Risk
Increases suicide risk