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Friday, April 29, 2005

Fourskin

1. Ga. Bride-To-Be's Family Announces Reward
Much more civil alternative to historic "shotgun wedding"

2. Hijackers Linked to Library
Latest, boring sequel to "Die Hard"

3. New sheriff rose through the ranks
Well, if that don't beat all...

4. Political parties scramble for the grey vote
Munincipal restrictions on smokers becoming hot-button issue of 2005.

1 Comments:

At 2:46 PM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

Not up to the last batch.

 

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