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1. Bush Salutes Soviet Victory in Red Square
Bush suddenly loses support of NRA.

2. Bush in Georgia to support pro-West drive
Needed in Terre Haute

3. Talabani: Time not ripe to seek U.S. pullout
Talabani: The new face of organized crime in Afghanistan

4. Seven judges' futures hang in filibuster fight
Ironic, since each are known for sentencing hanging.

5. Stony Brook to Award Reeve With Degree
Overflowing banks, carrying with it possessions that were previously buried with Cal Tech professor of history.

6. Serena Williams Ready to Work in Rome
Hulking woman asked to please right the Tower of Pisa. (of course, she will have to catch the bus to Pisa first)

7. -Women-only train cars irritate some men
Unable to concentrate on work, keeping walking inadvertantly into pillars, guardrails.

8. Where is Russia headed?
Down to hole itself up in Indoneisia.

9. Duke to buy Cinergy for about $9 billion
Aquisition of bio-medical engineering facility raising a few eyebrows.