Slow afternoon 9

1.
New Robots Clone Themselves
OH JESUS!
2.
Two in Custody After Capitol Plane Scare
Plane shaken but ok despite evacuating lavatory contents onto runway.
3.
School Superintendent Searches Evolving
KS school boards not.
4.
Lawyer: Accused Vegas killer admitted sneaking across Canadian border
Would have never lived it down if his friends found out. They think Canada is for pussies.
5.
Trade Gap Hits Lowest Level in Six Months
Tooth gap remains unchanged.
6.
Colombia Lawmakers Seek U.S. Ambassador
Should try the embassy.
7.
Documents Line Cuban Exile to Bomb Plot
Others line his birdcage.
8.
Group: Keep Terror Suspects Out of Egypt
Groups: keep terror suspects out of our country too.
9.
Clinton, Gingrich Unite on Health Care
Can plagues of locusts be far behind?