FasTEN your seatbelts

1.
Gay Men Respond Differently to Pheromones
Along with just about everything else.
2.
Fired Worker Kills One at Calif. Clinic
Fired bullet kills one at Calif. Clinic
3.
Americans Aren't Planning for Hurricanes
People of North Dakota blowing the risks off entirely.
4.
Airline Passenger Death Ruled an Overdose
Despite beliefs to the contrary, those little bags of pretzels can add up.
5.
Rams' Stadium to Get New Playing Surface
To be filled to thigh depth with colorful plastic balls.
6.
Donovan Scores Twice As Galaxy Tops Rapids
Drugs fire imagination of psychedelic pop star.
7.
U.S. Struggles in 1-1 Tie With Ukraine
Next to try Ural, but only rolling two dice.
8.
Nintendo Mobile Game Machine Goes Online
Of its own accord. People urged to remain calm.
9.
Bush Praises Determination of Georgians
Bo and Luke cited specifically.
10.
Monkey Escapes From S.C. Island Laboratory
Island of Dr. Moreau not all it's cracked up to be.