The D8ting Scene (tech heavy edition)

1. Sober Virus Behind Spam Barrage
Wud U Lik 2 See My 4arm?

2. Firefox's New Beau
StarFox. Red states up in arms.

3. Pollsters Left Out in Cell-Phone World
No one really bemoans undersampling of loud-mouthed assholes in the aisles at Target.

4. Nintendo to launch new game console in 2006
Also promises "...instructions that explain why one of the scientists in Xenophobe is a duck."

5. Next-generation gaming consoles to dominate show
Or, at least folks that are quite familiar with TNG.

6. Sony's New Vaio Laptops Open Up New Possibilities
Penis ports.

7. When Is a Baked-Bean Can a Wi-Fi Network Antenna?
When you're Gibbons and trying to install it in the dashboard of your car

8. Microsoft to offer anti-virus software, service
Thus ending 18-year service-free run.