Reticent Seven

1.
More Bodies Found in Iraq, Total Up to 45
US rolls out new approach. Why train them if their just going to be killed anyway?
2.
Explicit sex in Mexican film causes stir at Cannes
Explicit sex in any film causes stir in pants.
3.
UPS Inc. to Buy Overnite for About $1.25B
Plans to redefine 'overnite' to mean anything from 3 days to a week.
4.
What's Spooking the Street
That shifty-eyed dark feller.
5.
Ethiopia election draws huge voter turnout
Promise of free handful of rice really pays off.
6.
French politician says he's being 'used' in oil-for-food scandal
Unclear whether he means he is oil or food.
7.
Professor Details Fight Against Narcolepsy
While slumped against mountain of empty Mountain Dew cans.