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All The News That's Fit to Mock

Thursday, May 19, 2005

News Center 7

1.
Type 2 Diabetics Battle Blood Sugar Woes
This week on FOX.
2.
Kan. Theft Suspect in Critical Condition
KS still missing.
3.
Woman Says Quran Came in Mail Desecrated
Desecrated Quran's 'r' Us satisfies another customer.
4.
Terrorism by Activist Extremists Rising
Terrorism by quadreplegic senior citizens at all time low.
5.
NATO 'very worried' about Uzbekistan violence
Warns 'you wouldn't like us when we're very worried'
6.
Amazon Deforestation Up 6 Percent in 2004
And that's just for their books.
7.
If You Want to Win in Sports, Wear Red
Though red sweatpants seem to have little effect.

2 Comments:

At 9:34 AM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

Back to earth a bit, though 5 very funny. 7 seems like it could have been so much better-what happened?

 
At 9:38 AM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

I'm cranking them out man. Cut me some slack.

 

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