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Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Episode 5 - The Return of the Headlines

1.
Senate Clears Way for Owen's Confirmation
Baby Luke to be safe on Tatooine.
2.
Bar Tabs Going Up As States Tax Alcohol
Cantina band hidden casualty of lower bar patronage.
3.
'Star Wars' exerts force in earthly politics
Dark side still shrouded.
4.
Senators Who Engineered Deal Aim for Trust
Illiterate Gungan among them.
5.
Study finds international adoptees better adjusted
Turn out better than children torn from their mother who later witness them die.

4 Comments:

At 8:46 AM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

4 were SW references, why didn't you go for the whole schmeer?

Good, if brief.

 
At 9:01 AM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

If #5 was, it was not apparent to me the first time through.

 
At 9:05 AM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

Annakin, as opposed to Leia and Luke, was not 'adopted' by a family, he was separated from his mother and later saw her killed, which we know was not good for his fragile mind.

 
At 9:05 AM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

Sheesh.

 

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