Six of One Kind, Half Dozen of the Other

1. Tsang resigns to run for top HK post
Logical.

2. Indiana executes man who wanted to donate liver
"Anyone else out there wanna be a hero???"

3. Mars Rover Spirit Finds Wet, Violent Past
Having crashed, happens to look inside old, buried underwear at Easton Ave residence.

4. Reality Show Will Find New INXS Singer
Micheal Hutchence wishing he could kill self again.

5. Hardcore teddy banned from bear parade
Alas, teddy bare, we hardly knew thee.

6. Women already see combat
And if they were in their teens back in the early 80s, they may have PLAYED Combat.