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Thursday, June 09, 2005

One for Each Beatle

Mexico border city fights to restore law

Solicits help from Hollwood's Three Amigos.


Mugabe defends evicting shack dwellers

"Eviciting shack dwellers is fun and inexpensive," reports Mugabe. "And the dwellers don't seem to mind that much anyway."


Tape captures Nixon-Felt conversation

Available for download now. This is gonna be bigger than Tommy and Pamela!



Microsoft CEO warns of internet dangers


"If you buy non Microsoft products, it very well could get you killed."



3 Comments:

At 9:05 AM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

The man's on a roll.

Given his long absence we will forgive the small number.

He could add some comments to others' headlines.

 
At 3:06 PM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

He could. I think he may be finding his stride. Truth be known, I found his first couple offerings strange and nearly incomprehensible. These were kinda funny. Particuarly the first one, which is the quintessential Mighty Tom headline.

 
At 3:08 PM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

The mind of Mighty Tom is a tropical jungle, teeming with life but sometimes impenetrable.

 

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