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Monday, June 27, 2005

Psychiatrists: Cruise comments 'irresponsible'
Telling clients that the ship is headed towards an iceberg in the South Pacific just isn't cool.



Brown: Scared of 'myself, sometimes'
Ever since doing the theme from Ghostbusters Two.



High court split on Ten Commandments
"Dude, the trunk of an elephant IS its penis!" Puff...puff...



Hubble spies comet belching dust
Hubble and comet not talking after Hubbles "Aren't you gonna say excuse me" comment



Inner-city students learn the art of debate
Packing heat without the bulge is the key to success



Nasdaq down, Dow flat
Shirt down, Kristin Steinbrook flat



Program aims to prevent gym dropouts
Gym teachers promise to revamp wardrobe


Drill instructors accused of going too far
"The Erotic Thrust That Shook Your Deep Cavern of Pleasure" textbook discovered in an all girls Drilling class at a local High School was recently confiscated

3 Comments:

At 9:08 AM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

Your headlines consistently BLOW MY MIND!

 
At 9:09 AM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

Some good ones there! Elephant one undecipherable, however.

A couple other notes we probably should have mentioned earlier:
1. Please number your headlines for easier reference in comments.
2. We have a rule against using First AND Last names of people we know/have known. Slander, you know. Too many people googling too many other people.

 
At 6:05 AM, Blogger Unknown weighs in with...

You know Kristin Steinbrook? I dated her for over 5 years & I'm trying to find her. Plz let me know if you can tell me anything.
Thanks, John (john@thecenterof.com)

 

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