7 for the Dwarven Lords in their Mountain Homes
1. U.N. Says Afghan Elections 'On Track'
In path of speeding locomotive.
2. Mexican State Recruits Cats to Fight Rats
NCAA Division 5
3. Oil Falls from $50 as Crude Stocks Swell
Thanks to another errant, yet fortuituous shot from Jed Clampett.
4. Famed Dog Handler Sentenced to 21 Months
You just can't touch a dog like that
5. Seniors Take Up Tai Chi, Yoga Across U.S.
Reporter mistakes death for motionless far-eatern relaxation techniques
6. Taking On Sadr City in a Pickup Truck
If it's got a hemi, you may just stand a chance.
7. Haiti's hard existence made worse by Jeanne
Oh, you poor dears! Here, I brought you hooka-pipe cozies and sun-tea!
posted by Dan @ 1:01 PM
4 Comments:
Good batch.
3 and 6 favoritisimi.
Interesting--I was going to eliminate #6 due to it being substandard quality, except I needed to hit the seven, and I needed to get done with it.
Also interesting--we are now both running with the Jeanne idea, but neither of us seem to enjoy the other doing it.
Interesting, and more funny than the actual headlines.
By the way -
It's seven for the dwarf lords in their halls of stone.
PUNK!
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