10 Squared

1.
John Lennon's Killer Again Denied Parole
Considered let him out long enough to kill Yoko.
2.
Japan Stocks Seen in Narrow Range
Through narrow eyes.
3.
Welsh furious as Wales wiped off map
Unaware they were part of rhombus of terror
4.
Janjaweed Says Sudan Government Pays Them
Ganja, weed says Jamaicans smoke them.
5.
Exhibit Traces Impact of Isaac Newton
Lay on the floor and they'll pelt you with apples.
6.
Bulgaria Discovery Sheds Light on Ancient Thracians
Small wooden boards with wheels prove them to be thrashers
7.
Officer doused with liquid, suffers burns
First case of physical harm in jism baptism.
8.
Head Lice Provide Clue to Prehistoric Lives, Loves
Or lack thereof.
9.
AT&T looks into closing its Windows
Huge corporate bureaucracy getting out of hand.
10.
China's online game industry could grow seven-fold in two years
Only slightly faster than population