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Wednesday, September 29, 2004

8 8 bo bate

1. British Iraq Hostage in New Video Plea to Blair
Tootie/Natalie have no pull with Islamic fundamentalists

2. HUD Secretary Comments on Fannie Mae
"Wooo weeee she's shore is purty!"

3. Private Rocket Unofficially Reaches Space
Pocket rocket unexpectedly breaches pants.

4. Federal Scientists Search for Lost H-Bomb
In desperate race against Trashcan Man.

5. Expedition Turns Up Life on Pseudo-Mars
"Did we say pseudo? We meant Ariz...I mean Mars. Mars."

6. Dolly Creator Applies for Cloning License
Little late for that.

7. Regular Stretching May Improve Sports Performance
Lack of stretching may lead to unexpected outbursts and wild backslapping.

8. Obesity on the rise in Portugal but so is extreme thinness: study
Overall mass of Portugal remains unchanged.

3 Comments:

At 3:08 PM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

About average batch. You've been working the Fannie Mae angle for some time now.

 
At 4:28 PM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

The name cracks me up. Clearly it does not do the same for you.

 
At 1:32 AM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

I didn't say that--it IS kind of funny. In addition to the fact that I used to confuse it with Fanny Farmer.

 

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