Standing 10 Count

1. U.S. Troops, Insurgents Clash in Ramadi
Boy Scout Troop, Insurance Salemen Clash in Ramada

2. White returns after a long trek
Lost some boats, pissed off some natives, bought some spices.

3. Indonesia President Megawati Admits Defeat
Godzilla has won the day.

4. U.N., World Court Agree to Cooperate
Pace of negotiations that would make Entmoot participants blush.

5. Dalai Lama: Religion Not Cause of Violence
People are.

6. Air Force Looks at New Microwave Weapon
When swung by the cord, it can be quite deadly

7. Patient-Doctor Sexual Relationship Examined
By millions of men in 6-page Penthouse pictorial

8. Birth Season, Schizophrenia Type Linked -- Study
High incidences amongst those born in Smarch.

9. PalmOne, Microsoft Join on Mobile E-Mail
Yahoo!, OnePalm to join in an even more comfortable relationship

10. Casio Combines LCD, Fingerprint Sensor
John Ashcroft establishing amateur keyboardist database.