Nine times a lady

Bush Rips Kerry on Iraq Following Debate
Like the guy that acts tough after the threat leaves the room.

Box Office Hopes Rest on 'Shark,' 'Ladder'
As did opening sequence ofcampy Batman movie.

Sports Doctor Given Suspended Sentence
What the.....

South Dakota Electoral Race Is Rerun Under a Shadow
And an eye wreathed in flame.

Love Canal Removed From Superfund List
Her improved hygiene has avoided the need for federal intervention.

Mount St. Helens a Volcanic 'Ring of Fire'
And it burns, burns, burns...

Mexico's 'Volcano of Fire' Spews Lava
Usually spews dirty sheets of rain.

Even One Puff of Smoke Damages DNA, Study Finds
Can cause some to bleed from the chest.

Prisoners Break Out in Song -- Literally
When they was slaves, they sang like birds.