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Friday, October 08, 2004

4 and I'm off

Death Stars: Sterilizing the Galactic Center
Help me Obi Dan - you're our only hope.

Cards Use 'Small Ball' to Beat Dodgers
Much more difficult to hit.

CITES Imposes Trade Controls on African Diet Plant
African Diet has worked wonders on Africans

Fort Worth approves drilling under parks
The rest of the US wishes they'd let the Mexicans have Texas.


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