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All The News That's Fit to Mock

Thursday, October 07, 2004

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1
NBC Adding Delay to NASCAR Telecasts
Also considering adding teeth, shirts with sleeves.
2
N.D. Officials Look for Keg of Chemical
The Christmas party won't be the same without it.
3
Bush Attacks Kerry in Fund-Raising Letter
Not being sent to Kerry.
4
Supreme Court Debates Pollution Cleanup
Clarence Thomas' latest trip to bathroom renders facilities unusable.
5
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month in Del.
Every month is Breast Awareness Month in Ind.
6
N.C. said to pay for wrong roads
Forgot where border was.
7
Buckner says he'll play Sunday
Red Sox say 'no thanks'
8
Outerbelt is route to education
Also holds up pants.

1 Comments:

At 2:32 PM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

2 the best, but overall not a great batch.

 

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