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All The News That's Fit to Mock

Thursday, October 07, 2004

Diez

1.
U.S. Report: Iraq Didn't Have WMDs
Bush: "Inconceivable!"
2.
Rudolph Prosectuors Won't Use ATF Expert
FAA likely to be involved.
3.
Nursing Home Killing Shows Wider Problem
Confusion of killing with nursing
4.
U.S. Warplanes Target Iraq Roadside Bombs
Carpet bombing Iraqi roadsides - not good news for lemonade industry.
5.
Spain Drops U.S. Forces From Parade
US forces secretly happy - do enough mindless marching.
6.
Blair to Address Roots of Africa Problems
"All the white people left 2,000,000 years ago."
7.
Early T-Rex Relative Had Feathers -- Study
Not at all surprising in era of Glam-Rock
8.
BU Student To Launch Nude Magazine
Can't comprehend that no one wants to see him naked.
9.
Car crash prompts reminder
Don't run into shit.
10.
Man In Critical Condition After Moped Crash
The most serious injuries were to his pride.

3 Comments:

At 11:02 AM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

Hot and cold.

 
At 11:09 AM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

Hot blooded.

Check it and see.

 
At 6:42 PM, Blogger Aaron weighs in with...

BU magazine gives me a fever of 103...

 

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