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All The News That's Fit to Mock

Saturday, November 27, 2004

5 on 5

1.
Suspected George Michael Stalker Wanted
By George Michael.
2.
Shoppers Hunt for 'Black Friday' Bargains
Willing to kill for 50% off.
3.
Interest in Chess Rising Among U.S. Kids
Intrigued by the mysteries of Bangkok, Oriental city.
4.
Md. Governor Commutes Three Life Sentences
Damn this holiday traffic!
5.
Wal-Mart Clarifies Policy Regarding Unions
Even think about one and you're dead.


2 Comments:

At 4:58 PM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

For only 5, this really should have been better.

Nevertheless, glad you're back.

 
At 9:26 AM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

Sometimes they just don't come.

 

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