Cory LevTenDusky

1. FDA Orders Viagra to Pull 'Wild Thing' Ad
Image of monster from children's classic popping a major boner thought to be in poor taste

2. Girl Who Survived 8 Days in Car Goes Home
Man Who Survives 2 Weeks in Back of Subaru Gets Free Shoes

3. Listen up! Book tells us how
Tilt head 90 degrees to side

4. Sanitizer was 'hazard waiting to happen'
Company regrest packaging it in toothpaste tubes

5. Lowry building's unlikely new look suits it -
Extra wide doors, guest room for Cory.

6. Cornell men's basketball beats Waterloo in exhibition
Yes, but how do their SAT scores compare? What? Oh...

7. Church Child Safety Officer to Step Down
Priests slavering, rubbing palms

8. New TBS Reality Series Features Hunter
Execs could no longer ignore the mountains and mountains of Fred Dryer fan mail

9. SEC slaps Black, Radler with fraud charges
Radler's signature was found on the bad checks and black was brought in cause he was in the vicinity

10. Long Computer Use May Be Linked to Eye Disease
x-Box users breath sigh of relief