Little Seven

1.
Bush Paints Rosy Picture of Iraq Situation
As his his wont, included cowboys and purple sage.
2.
Burning Questions Trouble Md. Schools
What matches work best? Is gasoline cheating?
3.
Self-Destructing DVDS to Reach More People
Asks them to perform possibly impossible mission.
4.
Purdue Wants to Win for Keady This Season
If that freakish glare doesn't inspire loyalty, what could?
5.
Chronology of Cheney's Health Problems
All down hill starting with his birth.
6.
Quantum Astronomy: The Double Slit Experiment
The closest thing to triple penetration these nerds are likely to see.
7.
Oahu Recycling Program Suffers Setback
Don't need any more islands.