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All The News That's Fit to Mock

Monday, November 08, 2004

4 the hard way + 3

1.
Second Fire Rips Through Gardner
Wishes he hadn't asked for extra jalapenos.
2.
Peterson Jurors Expected to View Boat
Wonder whether Julie McCoy will ever find love for herself.
3.
Georgia Evolution Case Heads to Court
Evolution seems to have passed Georgia by.
4.
Obesity as Unhealthy as Heart Failure -Study
Being fat is as bad as a non-functioning heart.
5.
Arafat's Wife Lashes Out at Officials
Found time to catch the game while sitting next to comatose husband.
6.
Bush May Come Up With 2nd-Term Surprises
'Under God' to be mandatory in all sentences, written and oral.
7.
Ark. Girl Blows 16-Inch Bubble
Former president/governor Bill Clinton offers to give her private audience.



2 Comments:

At 12:57 AM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

OK, here I am again, you stinker.

2nd one-Love Boat reference?

Ah yes, the gold ol' bottomless mine of obesity-related health headlines.

 
At 8:24 AM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

Love boat indeed.

Welcome back.

 

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