Thank seven

1.
A Glance at South American Elections
A model of democracy, when compared with US elections.
2.
Jimmie Johnson Gets Emotional NASCAR Win
Mocked into retirement by fans calling him 'big baby'
3.
Pacers veteran Miller breaks hand
Scrawniness and old age finally take their toll.
4.
Bush Relishes Last Day of Campaigning
Looking forward to vacation opportunities.
5.
NASA Scientists Find Surface of Titan 'Very Alien'
The same scientists would find the surface of a woman very alien.
6.
U.S. Deploys Satellite Jamming System
All reggae network debuts.
7.
British Hospital to Screen Embryos for Colon Cancer
Despite lack of colons.