10 in the Bed

1. Iraq Vote Preparations Said on Schedule
Sadaam secretly hoping he can capture 100% of the vote again, albeit as a write-in this time

2. Ukraine Mayor Warns of Election Crackdown
"Mean Gene" Okerlund Warns of Pre-Election Smackdown

3. U2 Frontman Bono Finds His Missing Lyrics
They were on top of city walls

4. Rain Cuts Fire Risk in California
For in crazy California, water puts out fires

5. Third quarter was difficult for KarstadtQuelle, chairman says
Searching for answers, dismisses terrible name.

6. China, India will sustain global economy despite high oil prices, BHP says
Among the many benefits of bicycle-based transportation infrastructure

7. Gymnast Paul Hamm Can Keep Olympic Gold
Credit given for his battle with two-faced people from atop a pommel horse

8. Trio of Georgia Running Backs Sidelined
As a result of injuries sustained in Bulldog's new "Atari 2600" Offense

9. Some Supplements Can Damage Eyes
Thanks to mistake on bottles that instruct consumers to "Take one pill visually before bedtime"

10. Estrogen Therapy for Tall Teens Linked to Fertility Problems
Things not getting any better for Sarah Plain and Tall