Procrastin 8

1.
Powell: U.S. doing all it can in Iraq
"So get off, beeeyatch!"
2.
Study: Recession Widened Racial Wealth Gap
No explanation given for Macial Tooth Gap.
3.
Fla. Senate Candidates Have Opposing Views
A novel idea.
4.
Microscopic Diamond Found in Montana
Searching for needles in a haystack not seen as challenging enough anymore.
5.
Japan 2005 Expo to Display Frozen Mammoth
Serve sushi - on a stick.
6.
Scam Artists Pose As Utility Repairmen
Identified as 'that pesky shark'
7.
Balloon Crash Changes Pilot's View On Life
To one where he sees everything through his legs.
8.
Mighty Godzilla Conquers Academia
Despite large brains, really weren't much of a challenge for giant beast.