Baker's dozen

1.
A Deep Divide on Domestic Front
Republicans/Democrats battling it out on the streets of America - Republicans, better armed by far, winning easily.

2.
FBI: al-Qaida Operative Used Student Visa
Did not shop at Abercrombie, The GAp, should have been recognized immediately.

3.
Prescription Drug Advocates Bash Amtrak
Need to pick on a service more fucked up than there own to raise esteem.

4.
AP: Report Finds Lavish Spending at TSA
Very low spending in TCA, particularly at ISU in 1991.

5.
Phila. Warns Parents About Baby Smothering
Spokesman: Uhhhh, don't?

6.
Israel, Europe Could Be on Collision Course -Report
Plate tectonics don't lie - of course won't happen for 3 million years.

7.
Gates: Broadcast TV Model Faces Irrelevancy
Wait for it......it will be assimilated.

8.
Brown's Back and Grizzlies Are Happy
Overnight shipments of salmon filets really hit the spot.

9.
Some Undecideds Can't See Knockout Blow
Undecideds may need to be knocked out, woken up November 3rd.

10.
Ecuador Seen Losing Glaciers to Global Warming
And without glaciers, Ecuador's got nothing.

11.
Fossil Hunters Find Sleeping Dinosaur in China
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

12.
Program Links Diabetic Kids With Doctors
Not surprising given need for treatement

13.
Man Fights Off Repossessor with Chainsaw
Repossessor 12 opens Friday to mixed reviews.